My Friends-
I’ve read that John McCain has been advised not to say “My Friends” so much in his speeches. That’s good news, because I’m running out of salutations and have shied away from using that one, due to him. What a ghoul.
I’m writing this from my favorite backpackers lodge in New Plymouth, the one in a big, old house. It is run by a group of women of a certain age, and their sensibilities permeate the place. Porcelain statuettes of shepherds and maidens share space with cricket trophies in cut-glass cabinets. Knit cozies cover the arms of floral-print couches. When you sit down in the sunroom on a nice afternoon, you raise a soothing cloud of dust motes. The entire setting is permeated by the ever-present music- an ancient tube console hi-fi with the bass-heavy tone of a jukebox, set to an oldies station. It always seems to be playing a song by Roy Orbison… although actually, it runs down the AM top forty from the fifties through the seventies, so the playlist is great:
Get Down (Gilbert O’Sullivan)
Angel of the Morning (Mary McCaslin)
Snowbird (Anne Murray)
Wild One (Cliff Richards)
The Lonely Bull (Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass)
Baby I Need Your Lovin” (The Four Tops)
A Single Girl (Sandy Posey)
I Only Want To Be With You (Dusty Springfield)
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (Joan Baez)
We’ll Sing in the Sunshine (Gale Garnett)
In The Ghetto (Elvis Presley)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (Gene Pitney)
Young Love (who did this? Help me out here.)
The place is literally “chintzy”, and mildly, pleasantly suffocating, like being over-dressed for the cold by your mother.
When I describe this atmosphere to my friends here, they all say, “That sounds horrible”. I dunno… I guess I see something here that I like. Like Jonathan Richmond, I’m still in love with the old world.
As tranquil as Waihi Beach had been, Diane and I were eager to move on and see more. We performed what was to become our drill- she brought the luggage to the car (an absurd amount of stuff that included two guitars, my surfboard, my box with my computer and field recorder, a box of books, two boxes of food, a cooler ("chilly bin"), her rather large sleeping bag, my smaller one, a tent, her purse and my bag and the always-front-and-central snack bag) which I made fit- a jigsaw puzzle three feet deep. We rolled back onto the highway. Something about the landscape here (the lower Coromandal range) really captivated Diane- she would later say it was the most beautiful of the trip.
Diane had come here dreaming of a few particular things- wine tasting, hot springs, and idyllic vacation cabins (with en suite bathrooms, please). We decided to go to Hawke’s Bay, on the lower east coast next, where we could find all those things. We made reservations in an obscure little place (town? hamlet?) called Morere, halfway between Gisborne and Napier, which, we read in our Rough Guide, had a hot spring. We took a chance it would be a good place, and booked two nights.
The drive was one of the longer ones we made, but fun. We talked and listened to music and ate snacks all down the highway along the placid, shimmering Bay of Plenty. We headed inland to the Raukumara Mountains, the range that separates the two coasts. The drive was beautiful and rural, the day pleasant and sunny. I recall being caught behind a huge truck that was transporting sheep. I chose not to tell Diane that the fine spray that began to obscure the windshield was agitated sheep urine.
I was proud of Herbert for getting up and over the crest of that mountain range! Heading down the far side toward Gisborne, we pulled over to take pictures. Diane took this picture. Note the left-lane driving position, and, if you click on the photo and enlarge it, the herds of sheep grazing into vanishing points…
It’s all beautiful, but the Gisborne side of the drive is particularly stunning.
We got to Gisborne, a charming city (with really good surf, too) but I’m afraid our main impression was that we were ravenously hungry, and nothing was open! We finally found a fish-and-chips place that did the trick (to a fault), and, with night falling, continued on to mysterious Morere.
“This can’t be it”, Diane fretted. We were on a bumpy gravel road, our headlights illuminating a low concrete bridge barely a foot above the black waters of a rushing stream. We had followed the directions properly, we thought, but I wasn’t too sure myself. Braving the bridge, we bumped along until we saw a house across a dark, wet field. As I got out, something low and fast ran toward me- a delightful little friendly dog, jumping up and licking my hands. Wait- Ugh! A foul-smelling, absolutely rank little friendly dog, that ran ahead of me excitedly as I made my way to the house. A note on the door said that yes, this was the place, and after getting the key from the owner, Geoff (a droll Michael Palin look-a-like), we found our cabin. It was wonderful- warm and cozy, with a gleaming kitchen and bathroom and excellent beds. Everything looked brand-new, and was perhaps the nicest place we stayed (a difficult distinction- what do you think, Diane?). Still full (permanently?)from the fish and chips, we settled in to read, and see what the morning would reveal.
The morning revealed this:
Then this:
And this:
It was just the sort of unprepossessing landscape you might speed past- a bend in the road, a café- and miss out on truly seeing.
The little dog’s name was “Socks”, probably after his markings, or his funny, splayed-out front feet- but possibly because of his nasty smell! Diane was extremely loath to pet him, and I don’t blame her. Although it was hard to resist him when he did this-
But I would immediately wash my hands afterwards. Truly a flower of evil.
It was cold! Frost glistened in the grass, and covered the cars windshield. But it was a beautiful day, and a joy to wake up to after such an uncertain arrival.
Diane was ready to use the hot springs. I just wanted a flat white (an sort of unlayered latte) from the café, which, along with our motel and the hot spring, made up the entirety of commercial Morere. She packed her things and we set out.
Morere, in the light of day, turned out to be delightful. The walkway over the stream we had crossed turned out to be a beautiful rope bridge.
The wood was slick with frost! Here Diane is concentrating on not slipping while smiling at the same time.
Pausing at the middle of the bridge we saw this view.
Diane, a bred-in-the-bone-bully, discovered she could make me stumble by bouncing on the bridge as she crossed.
I stopped in the café (which was surprisingly good, and cozy, with a fireplace in the corner) and got my coffee. We crossed the highway to the hot spring facility, where an amiable, gravel-voiced old brute sold Diane her ticket, and off she went.
She later told me the experience was lovely. Diane is an inveterate hot-bath-taker, whose opinion on such matters should be respected. She said that she was alone for the first forty-five minutes, reveling in the slanted morning sunlight in the wooden pool building, in the surrounding forest and in the birdsong. A bit later, a friendly Maori family joined her. The New Zealand accent can be hard to understand, particularly when coupled with exotic place names and slang. Diane, who had told her fellow bathers that she was traveling with a surfer, was initially baffled when told that “Blacks would be pumpin”, and that later it would be “chukka”. She came back to the cabin delighted with the entire experience, and seemed rather proud to have figured out that Blacks (a surf break) had big surf (was “pumpin”, or pumping, as in a steady procession of large swells), wasn’t crowded at the moment, but later, as the word got out, would draw a crowd (become “chukka”, chock-full). Her experience sounded really enjoyable, from the environment itself, to the friendly people.
Hearing that Blacks was pumpin’, I asked if she wouldn’t mind having a look at the surf. Morere was in the Mahia peninsula, a great surfing configuration with two distinct coastal orientations affording good wind exposure in two directions. The area is also isolated and un-crowded (that it is beautiful is a given). I loaded my surfboard and off we went.
It was a perfect sunny day. We drove around and looked at several breaks. I decided not to surf, ultimately. But it was fun to explore the peninsula with Diane, a treat in what can be a rather existentially lonely experience, as well as quintessential, for me, here- driving around looking for surf, looking, looking.
This break looks out onto the Mahia peninsula, to the south. Note the undulating land terminating in chalky-looking limestone (I think) cliffs- typical of the southeast coast. The geography reminds me of that of Point Reyes. I wonder what the earthquake situation is here?
If you want to know what I’m doing a lot of the time here in New Zealand, it’s pictured here- standing on an overlook over some surf break, wondering what to do...
This spot had a great little house next to it. That boat ain’t goin’ nowhere. Mahia is a Maori stronghold (“Whale Rider”, if you saw it, was filmed not too far away). It is very sparsely populated, and the dwellings you do see are humble. You see people doing chores looking back at you, curiously.
Here is a better look at the waves I’m considering in the above photo. There are several surfers out- if you (probably meaning “you”, Keith) click on the picture you can see them, and the wave they’re riding.
We spent another comfortable night in our little cabin. These two days blend together in my memory now, undoubtedly due to repetitious inactivity. Diane was reading a huge hardcover biography of Kate Hepburn, I, an autobiography by the poet Mary Karr (The Liar’s Club, highly recommended!). We finished our books, then switched.
Again, we awoke to frost. I was struck by the tranquil morning light on the fern-covered trail to the footbridge.
And the same soft light reflecting dew on the spider webs…
Geoff’s sheep (which he gleefully told us were raised for food) grazed right up to our cabin- our closest look at these shy animals. I remember Diane remarking that she didn’t like the back-end view of a sheep. She was developing refined criteria of the New Zealand experience.
In the late afternoon we went to the hot springs. We rented a private pool from Geoff, who it turns out, worked there too. A gentle rain started to fall as we settled in the wonderful hot water. The pool was in a beautiful wooden shelter that was open on one side to steeply sloping rainforest and an unseen creek below. The rain on the roof, the deep green forest, rich with oxygen, and the steaming hot mineral water were absolutely heavenly.
Good Choice, Diane.





