Hey,
How are you all? I’m fine. I just got back from a vacation (from my vacation) in Gisborne, over on the southeast coast. “What?” you say, “Why?” Well, today marks the fifth week of nearly continuous rain here on the west coast. I wanted to see the goddamn sun. I wanted Herbert to dry out (he has a bad leak; I sop up an inch or so of water from his rapidly-putrefying floor every day). And I wanted to surf.
Gisborne was lovely, everything I wanted. The YHA where I stayed was friendly and cheap. Today in Phil and Bern’s home, I woke up to hail bouncing on the trampoline. I made tea and checked the weather for the coming week- rain, natch. I checked the weather back in Gisborne- dry, sunny, with swell and offshore winds on the forecast- and made a decision. I’m going to spend the rest of my vacation (one month, today) in Gisborne. I’ll leave Raglan, my friends, and my lovely home including Tuna the tabby cat who crawls under the covers with me on cold nights, and the Transition Town meetings. I’m leaving in two days.
Gisborne has sun and surf, and a friendly hostel, but I haven’t found a wireless internet connection. That means that my blogging days may be coming to an end. That’s OK. As you can probably tell, my enthusiasm for sharing my experiences is waning (in step with my enthusiasm for my trip- I didn’t even bother taking photos in Gisborne). I have a premonition, though, that I’ll become nostalgic for the trip once I get home, and perhaps return to writing on the blog with the kind of florid description that came so easily earlier on.
So for now, while I can still get online and post pictures, here’s more of the time with Diane.
The drive from Napier to Wellington is very scenic and very long, about three to four hours. As usual, it was great to be with Diane. She told a particularly good version of her youthful cross-country hitchhiking trip to go to the Rainbow Gathering (!!!), which plays like some unholy collaboration between John Hughes and Gus Van Zant.
We sang. Diane and I are the same age, and have the same cultural reference points (i.e. we’ve seen and listened to a lot of shit). Particular favorites this day were “The Night Chicago Died” and a version of “I Am Woman” as sung by Elvis-
“U- huh-huh-a am strong (strong!)
Uh ham envencipull (invincible!)
Uh ham WOMAN!”
We also began a mean little game. It was a bit like “I Spy”, but with a twist- or rather, a pinch. The first person to spot a given item got to pinch the other person. We started off with one or two things- the Four Square market logo:
And the insipid Cookie Time logo (which really irritates me, for some reason):
Poor Diane was at a slight disadvantage because of her nearsightedness and my familiarity with the look of those signs at a distance. So we added more triggers to even the odds:
A black sheep.
A recumbent cow.
Any roadkill.
Conversation fell away as we craned our heads, squinting ahead intently. A cry of joy- “There-
A dead possum!”
Ouch! And so, the kilometers rolled by…
A final climb up the Rimutaka Range, Herbert straining, Sylvester squealing (“You make me feel…mighty real!”), and we descended to the long Wellington harbor coast, as the late afternoon light turned the city blue.
Downtown Wellington looked like New York, or San Francisco, with dark brick building facades and suited figures rushing down the shadowed sidewalks.
We were booked into the YHA, at my insistence: I wanted to show Diane how nice, fun and cheap these places could be, and the Wellington one is one of my favorites. It’s in a great location, right downtown and near the waterfront. Its big- five stories with god-knows how many rooms- and buzzy; there’s an atmosphere of fun with all those young people going in and out. As I’d written earlier, I was worried that Diane might suffer the same nighttime noise problems you sometimes run into at hostels, but I’d never been bothered at this one- I thought the rooms were pretty well insulated. But still, I felt a bit on the spot with this choice.
We found the place easily, and got a parking spot right in front. We checked in and started the sherpa-like procession of baggage relays up the elevator. The first room was pretty nice- a nice view out onto a grand deco building and some of the surrounding hills (Wellington is like San Francisco that way).
But there was only one bed… Hmm. We went down to reception and got a twin room… which turned out to be in the grottiest part of the building, a place I never even knew existed- small, dark, looking out on an airshaft and adjacent to the back of a restaurant, by the greasy smell of it. We went back to the front desk and found out that those were our choices. So we took the first room, and made do.
Not a great start… but we were here, and both of us were eager to get out and play. After we got all moved in, I took Diane to a good Indian place nearby, as a treat for being such a good sport. Wellington is an exciting city, with lots of activity in the streets, a diversity of places to eat (a bit rare in New Zealand), good bookstores and record stores and just the kind of vibrant energy that good bigger cities with a strong sense of self can have.
A tribute to a mutton-based economic heritage, I reckon:
We walked around a bit, returned to our room to relax- and- Oh No! - heard our next-door neighbors conversing clearly through the walls. Shit. We were booked for three nights here. We prayed that our neighbors were quiet, bookish types.
They weren’t. We were woken up at 2:30 in the morning by their drunken return from the pubs. They actually wrestled- I don’t mean had sex- they loudly said, “OK, two out of three, GO!” followed by laughter, grunts of exertion, and loud thumping to the floor and against the walls. We couldn’t believe it. We banged on the wall, which had no effect. I felt terrible for Diane, and awful for having insisted on a hostel. We didn’t get much sleep.
We were fried the next morning, and to top it off, it was raining hard. Wellington, at the bottommost extreme of the north island, is infamous for wild wind and extreme weather. While Diane tried to grasp at a bit more rest, I moved the car to an unmetered parking spot, running ruefully back in the rain. Diane was up, and we decided to rearrange our furniture (somewhat loudly, I’m sorry to say) so the bed was against the opposite wall.
Breakfast helped revive us, and we decided to go for a walk. Big storm fronts were alternating with cold blue sky as we set out. We were drawn to the hills adjacent to the YHA. Take a second to click on the picture below, which will enlarge it. Note the big brick monastery:
We got pretty well rained on as we made our way up the steep streets. The architecture was really pleasing- a mixture of New Zealand’s takes on wood-constructed Victorian, and Art Deco.
Now it was really raining. We were at the driveway of the palatial monastery we had seen earlier. We ran for the covered entrance, and were cowering there a bit sheepishly when a car pulled up, and a Southeast Asian fellow got out. He took stock of our situation, and invited us inside.
His name was John. He was from Malaysia originally, where he had worked as a banker. He said he had felt unfulfilled by monetary success, decided to devote his life to Catholicism and had been living in this monastery for some years.
He was a very nice guy- he never got close to proselytizing, which is of course the #1 most tedious conversation for a non-believer to get stuck in. He radiated open-heartedness, one of the nicer qualities a spiritually oriented person can have.
He gave us a wonderful tour of the grand, slightly-to-very decayed buildings (obviously this group wasn’t rolling in money), with historical commentary and information of the anti-poverty work the monks were doing. The tour culminating in the library (which, if you look on the photo is the large square window beneath the peak of the outermost wing), a stunning room with two-story bookcases and an incredible view of the entire city and harbor. I just couldn’t bring myself to ask to snap pictures, alas- it felt cheesy and slightly disrespectful.
The sun was out when we left- the rains had left. I, and I think Diane, felt the rarified sensation of having a slightly unpleasant situation flip into a special occurrence. Musings on chance, and complacency versus putting yourself out there, and “what’s behind that door?”, filled my mind.
I’m going to break chronology, and just whip through some of the fun things we did in Wellington. We went to the museums, which are world-class and free, and saw lots of good contemporary New Zealand art. Actually, the best thing I saw was a particularly striking and disturbing computer animation triptych piece that played in a special surround-screen theatre, by a Russian collective called AES+F.
Here’s their description of the piece (Last Riot):
“The virtual world generated by the real world of the past twentieth century as the organism coming from a test-tube, expands, leaving its borders and grasping new zones, absorbs its founders and mutates in something absolutely new. In this new world the real wars look like a game on www.americasarmy.com, and prison tortures appear sadistic exercises of modern valkyrias. Technologies and materials transform the artificial environment and techniques into a fantasy landscape of the new epos. This paradise also is a mutated world with frozen time where all past epoch the neighbor with the future, where inhabitants lose their sex, and become closer to angels. The world, where any most severe, vague or erotic imagination is natural in the fake unsteady 3D perspective. The heroes of new epos have only one identity, the identity of the rebel of last riot. The last riot , where all are fighting against all and against themselves, where no difference exists any more between victim and aggressor, male and female. This world celebrates the end of ideology, history and ethic.”
I’d have to second that.
And here’s a video that someone shot in the theatre:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TbvFyabrg
The city gallery square had a nice orb:
And friendly kids, who mugged for the camera:
For some reason I have a feeling their San Francisco counterparts would have been keen for a different kind of mugging… but perhaps I’m being unfair.
We went out to see the Todd Haynes film “I’m Not There”. In one section of the theatre space, a live band was finishing a CD release gig. We caught their last two songs while we waited for our movie, and they were pretty good! Diane bought the CD- “Galloway”, a one-name rocker’s solo project.
We walked up Cuba Street, the “hip” street, and looked in shops. Diane found a “Flight of the Conchords” poster that she carried about in her backpack all day. Have you hung it up yet, Diane?
We took the cable car up to the botanical gardens (both of which were featured in the Peter Jackson film “Heavenly Creatures”):
And took in the view.
The botanical gardens had a great playground. We were joined on this crazy swing (“it’s called the Rocktopus”) by a precocious girl watched by her aunt, and later a Canadian immigrant mother and her daughter. Here’s Diane on the Rocktopus.
No civic domain is complete without a Sundial of Human Involvement:
The second night in the YHA was quiet, thank god. Even young people had their limits, apparently. But the last night was the worst- the bastards got home after three am, waking us up with their loud, drunken voices. Diane got up, walked down to their door and knocked. They didn’t answer (the pussies!) although they did pretty much clam up, but neither of us got much sleep before our six o’clock alarm to make the ferry for the south island.
All right folks- this may be it for a while. I’ll try to find a wireless station in Gisborne, but as I said, my desire to “blog” is winding down. Still, I’d love to share emails, or converse in the comments section. Don’t forget to check out the music blog too, if you haven’t seen it.
Take care- and see you soon!





